I've been up since 4:00 a.m., and this is my only opportunity to eat until 1:00 or 2:00 p.m. That's no optical illusion, the sandwich is genuinely wee. Gotta invest in some snack bars.
The verdict: not as terrible as I thought it would be. The crusts had a tendency to fall off but that might be due to being stored frozen. Honestly, it was pretty good, even though it did give me heartburn.